megan - oh btw, i got preggo in august, so the baby's due soon.
melissa - SHIT you dont how unbelievably hard it is to find maternity wedding dresses.
megan - pfft, weddings. i am my own baby mama.
me - CAN I THROW YOU A BABY SHOWER??
it'd be jammin'
me - who's the baby daddy though? better not be one of those jonas boys... i warned you about them...
megan - YES YOU CAN
megan - and the father is....
megan - ...not a jonas boy. but i am still ashamed of myself.
me - Oh God... It's David isn't it?
I always suspected, what with you two sneaking off at lunch and all....
melissa - SHIT
melissa - DAVID
melissa - SHIT
david - sweeeet i always wanted a kid
** SILENCE **
david - ...just thought i'd lend a stereotypical male view to the conversation...
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I found a maternity wedding dress store in Maine - right next to the antique top hat shop.
PS the word this time was zsphol. Sick.
So we should for sure go to Maine to get Megan a dress & me a top hat then?
I'm thinking... ROADTRIP!
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